Lift Off

What an unexpected adventure this was! Of all the unknown places out there to discover, I'm sure this could've turned out worse. Luckily I was able to find a way to power our ship through advanced macrowave re-synergizing technologies.

It is apparent to me that my immense genius can't be utilized to it's utmost potential on this primitive piece of earth. Once I return to home world I can continue my critical research on creating an infinite source of energy. The only good thing that came of my time here was my new theory of using multiple microwaves inside of a giant macrowave to create a large amount of energy to be contained and stored for later use.

Keep in touch crew, let us know when you grow tired of this rock and are ready to return home. We will send a ship for you (hopefully) and perhaps you can bring along some normal hoomans too.

GOODBYE EARTH

I cannot wait to leave. Several members of a local "theater club" (some sort of grotesque slavery ring) to LIE, DECEIVE, and WEAR DISGUISES on stage for human entertainment. I do not understand how such trickery is commonplace on Earth.  It truly is a strange, strange planet. AND, my cohabitant's "cat" has been BULLYING ME. Humans claim that they are of lower intelligence, but I do not believe it. That level of cruelty requires complex brain activity. But soon I will return home to the safe, comfortable embrace of the Hive Mother. Finally, this wretched journey will be behind me.

It is time.

In spite of our valiant efforts towards the recent ship repair, it has been brought to my attention that a few of our team will be staying. It has taken me some long consideration, however none of it comes with doubt. I have decided to stay on this planet Earth for the time being. My recent discoveries have led me to believe there is more to learn from this deciduous climate and it's occupied beings. Deg'ore has expressed increased interest in the planet's habited canine species. She seems to have been able to bridge communication between the canid genus, which has proved to be rather enlightening, Deg would like to carry on her communications and learn more, it seems promising. As for our recent discoveries, I believe myself and some of the team will be looking forward to expanding our discovery while we learn from the humans.

I wish all of you the best of luck back to your families and homes. I'm sure we will be safe here, provided the humans stop bickering about who's explosions are bigger....

Anyways,
We will remain in touch.

- Geo

I Have to Do This

Hey guys,

It's been a difficult last couple of days, and you might have noticed my silence because of that. OR maybe you appreciated me not talking your ears off. But anyway, I had a tough decision to make. We all did. And I feel really guilty but- you probably won't miss me anyway. :)

I'm going to stay here on Earth. There's so much more that needs to be discovered and researched and recorded. When I've exhausted the knowledge here, I'll send for a vessel to take me some place else. Perhaps I'll dedicate my whole life to traveling the universe and updating our databanks on the lifeforms I find.

ANYWAY,

I've already packed all my things and am currently trying out the 'Train' form of transportation. I'm on my way to the human city of Washington DC to research the more volitile race of humans: politicians.

Goodbye my friends!
And as the loved human-alien character Spock says:
Live long and Perspire!
- Esi

Well, Goodbye I guess

"Mr. Security Officer" left his computer on again.
I get why some of you choose to leave, but it is a little too quiet around here now.

Dunno, maybe we'll see each other at some point if you manage to crash into the only rock for a couple hundred miles in an empty void again.

(Oh, and to whoever left all the fish - I never should have mentioned hitchhiking. It smells terrible now.)

Security Report: Going on the Ship

Security Officer Manta Nomad here.  Glad to hear we can finally move on, and will be joining you on the ship.  I think if I had to type 'security buddy' one more time, my fingers would have fallen off.  While this experience has not been without its pleasant moments, I will be much calmer when we're all back up in space.  My digital device has been acting funky again.  I am beginning to suspect that human security programs do not work well together.

I am pleased to report that humans are not as dangerous as we feared, so I do not feel entirely derelict in duty by allowing some of our number to stay here for a while without me to look after them.  Normal 'common sense', as the humans say, should be enough to get you through now that we've had a month to adjust to all this.  I will make sure the ship stays safe and in good condition as we make our way back to civilization.  Unfortunately, a good bit of that paperwork will require myself being there.

Now I just hope you managed to produce the nutrient brew concocter on board our ship.  Really, human coffee just doesn't compare...

Spaceship Repairs Complete

Now I know this isn't the most beautiful ship but this hunk of junk is the best the engineer and I can put together during our short time on this un-advanced planet with unrefined materials. 

As some of you may have figured out from looking at the size of this vessel, all of us will not be able to fit aboard at once. Fret not, a few of us will return home now in order to submit this Earth to be registered as a new planet on the official Intergalactic Map. Unfortunately this  legal process involves a lot of paperwork and can be tedious but I can assure you that within the next six months we will be able to come back to Earth and rescue the rest of the our crew. 

Obviously this will be a difficult decision to make so everyone will have until the end of this week to make their final decision about staying and who is leaving. 

P.s. In order to travel in our vessel we need either the engineer or I to be aboard since we are the only ones capable of piloting the ship ;)