GOODBYE EARTH

I cannot wait to leave. Several members of a local "theater club" (some sort of grotesque slavery ring) to LIE, DECEIVE, and WEAR DISGUISES on stage for human entertainment. I do not understand how such trickery is commonplace on Earth.  It truly is a strange, strange planet. AND, my cohabitant's "cat" has been BULLYING ME. Humans claim that they are of lower intelligence, but I do not believe it. That level of cruelty requires complex brain activity. But soon I will return home to the safe, comfortable embrace of the Hive Mother. Finally, this wretched journey will be behind me.