Security Report: Going on the Ship

Security Officer Manta Nomad here.  Glad to hear we can finally move on, and will be joining you on the ship.  I think if I had to type 'security buddy' one more time, my fingers would have fallen off.  While this experience has not been without its pleasant moments, I will be much calmer when we're all back up in space.  My digital device has been acting funky again.  I am beginning to suspect that human security programs do not work well together.

I am pleased to report that humans are not as dangerous as we feared, so I do not feel entirely derelict in duty by allowing some of our number to stay here for a while without me to look after them.  Normal 'common sense', as the humans say, should be enough to get you through now that we've had a month to adjust to all this.  I will make sure the ship stays safe and in good condition as we make our way back to civilization.  Unfortunately, a good bit of that paperwork will require myself being there.

Now I just hope you managed to produce the nutrient brew concocter on board our ship.  Really, human coffee just doesn't compare...