Earlier this week I had quite the find when I went for a stroll in the so-called 'down town' area here. I was at first perplexed, since nothing seemed very down. In fact, due to the geological structure of the area, most things seemed up. Including the buildings. Up. Up. Up.
Anyway.
As I was out conducting research on normal hooman behaviors (I'm hoping to prove our texts wrong on the hostility and lack of intelligence they claim hoomans have), I came across many artistic representations of the hooman male genitalia. It seemed every where I turned, there was a phallus. It's so nice to see how supportive of artistic endeavors other hoomans are. I also enjoy the fact that, though anatomically incorrect, its obvious our fellow hoomans are practicing and trying very hard to learn how to correctly draw the male phallus. And in doing so, they are spreading art throughout the common areas of their 'down town'.
I wish I could find these artists and tell them to keep up the good work.
With Love,
Essi
As group security member, I am sure you and Dr. Average are more qualified to theorize, but hoomans do indeed seem to be very interested in depicting and participating in intimacy and vivid bodily imagery. My online research of human culture (while searching for any dangerous traits or habits) turned up a bevy of 'websites' focusing in on such images of genitalia. I would ask you to look into it, but my digital computing device seems to have become 'infected' by exploring several of these 'websites'. Dr. Average, please be careful to ensure the telecommunication interceptor's safety. I shudder to think of the threats we could open ourselves to should it be compromised.
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