Security Report: Digitally Assailed?!

Hello Normal Hooman Buddies who are definitely normal.  "Security Buddy" Manta here again.  Sorry for long lapse in digital-based communication.  I was having trouble with the human computing-device I use to access the human digital networking thingy.  I have been trawling through vast quantities of data to determine possible threats facing us, since several physical incidents have made me concerned.  (I still have not forgotten the results of consuming human 'fast food'.  The only 'fast' thing was how quickly it gave me a vastly unpleasant stomach ache).

In the attempt to acquire as much knowledge as possible, I believe I may have somehow damaged the computing device.  Either that, or an unidentified foe has realized my efforts, and sent a digital-based assault upon my device to delay me.  I must admit to my shame that due to my lack of knowledge of normal human devices, I was forced to take the machine to a local-based group of humans on the 'campus'.  They call themselves the 'Resnet'.

Despite my misgivings, the members of this 'Resnet' group proved most helpful.  I was careful to be vigilant and make sure they did not input any further bad programs or monitoring devices (though with how mystifying human technology is, I admit anything is possible.  Er, I should say, I am a normal human who is not good with... new human tech?  Haha!  Jokes!)  Anyway, they uncovered many 'viruses' assailing my device.  They even seemed a little exasperated at me, for reasons I cannot determine.  I of course erase the 'browsing history' to ensure my data searches for the group stay secure, but the Resnet members just rolled their eyes when I said that.  They told me to be more 'responsible' about what websites I visit from now on, and to get a life.  I am thankful for their help, but their words are anything but kindly.

Regardless, I am trying to show much more caution from this point on for the sake of being a good 'security buddy'.  I now have no less than four security programs running on my device! :D  True, it is running very slowly now, but safety first, as I always say!