I have returned from my research expedition in the human sector of "Mexico". My search for "illegal aliens", reported to be coming from Mexico, has turned up no fruitful results. It is highly likely that these illegal aliens are not actually extraterrestrials. The wellsprings of human vernacular are deep and mysterious.
I was very disappointed that no one met me at the airport. Engineering was scheduled to pick me up after acquiring a human vehicle at 14:15 Eastern Time, 4/16/2017, but I found friendless and completely alone. Very disappointing indeed. I instead found transportation with a friendly human who has agreed to host me in her apartment until I can find alternative arrangements. I hope that I will be able to join the team in whatever base they have located.
I have set up an account on the popular website "Facebook" in order to assimilate with the local community. Here is the link to my Facebook "profile".
I trust that you all have been very busy during my absence and that we are well on our way to getting off this planet.
It has come to my attention that this is not, in fact, a private alien blog but a public blog run by what are 100% humans. Everything I said is a "joke". Aliens are not real. I am a human.
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