Security Report: Probably Okay Maybe

Hello fellow normal huuman people.  Security officer normal human 'safety buddy' here with an update on our 'bike- automobile- not ship crash' situation:

I'm not going to sugar coat it, we may be in danger.  Still figuring this out.  As far as I can tell, the air and water and ground and most plants aren't killing us.  Not instantly.  Most sensors (by which I mean totally normal tools for that most humans have) are reporting our surroundings to be habitable by our standards.  But let's keep in mind that we're in a dense population center with many people.  I believe it to be an educational facility of some sort, but being, er... 'Canadian', I am of course unfamiliar with the charming non-Canadian human names for the things surrounding us.

My main concern is the general mindset of the aliens fellow normal humans around us.  There seem to be a wide variety, and I encourage all crew travel buddies to be cautious.  The ones who seem absorbed in menial tasks called 'homework' and the ones engaging in the apparently socially accepted habit of sleeping in public are probably safe.  But I have observed groups of humans in strange garb sparring in the fields around this education facility.  It appears dangerous, but I gather this is merely some sort of 'sport games' activity.  More on the danger of that later.

Anyway, I'd love to tell you more, but my nutrient brew break is starting in five minutes, and I'm not giving up my precious time off just because our crew buddy group has crashed our whatever it is that we're calling our 'not spaceship'.  For now, I recommend we meet up and try to find lodgings.

Security buddy guy out