Hey guys! Do we still have proper body patching equipment? I managed to reopen a few of my wounds from when the ship- I mean automobile- I mean bike crashed the other day. It really hurts!
But besides that, everything is okay! I think this is really awesome! I mean it sucks. And hopefully we can get the ship- bike fixed super fast. But wow! Earth is something else, huh?!
The other day, I was walking down the street minding my own business and so many kind human males complimented me on my posterior. Such a loving community!
Alright, get back to me soon.
Also, I may be lost...
Please find me.
XOXO,
Essi
Security officer- er, normal hooman budy here! I found some body patching equipment from the supplies I scavenged from the car- bike- thing that we crashed in.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you're dealing with things well so far, but keep in mind that we are on a strange plane- new place, and I can't guarantee our safety yet. I too appreciate the sights and culture of fellow normal humans from what I've seen so far, but as the security officer I request you wait to explore until my report is finished.
I'll see if I can send coordinates to you so we can group up.