Will not suffice as a replacement engine! I don't know exactly what this is, but my human host has one in her living quarters and it definitely does not produce enough energy to run a vehicle! What has been happening in my absence? Where is Engineering? Does anyone on the team actually know where they are?! And who has done such shoddy repair that a Monhartra larva could do a better job?! Please respond as soon as possible.
According to my research, google image search, this is what they call a micro wave. How could we power a ship with a tiny micro wave? Obviously we must find a macro wave, perhaps many macro waves!
ReplyDeleteYou guys seem so confused! You must not have these where you're from. Microwaves are just for heating up food, they don't power anything. If you're looking to power something, I've got a pack of AA batteries you can borrow, though!
ReplyDeleteThe hell did you do to my microwave? One of you idiots is paying for that!
ReplyDeleteAs group security buddy, I cannot accept a jury-rigged engine for our ship. Especially one which, according to my thorough research, has the possibility of being able to inflict its users with radiation poisoning and a malady called 'cancer'. It took some digging to unearth these facts, but I found some blogs reporting that there was a conspiracy to cover up this threat by corporations making them. Be careful!
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